I just need someone to vent to. 

Saw this on my twitter feed. YOOO LOL!

cocaineteas:

me posing for a pic:

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(via splurgies)

  • 11 pm: I think I might go to bed early tonight
  • 3 am: lol

me nd my cougar gf

  • me: babe i love your necklace
  • gf: thats me Life Alert®

grossanatomy93:

when someone unzips your pants

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(via captaincrissma)